Thou Shalt Not Swim? Caption for Your Thoughts

Saw this in a restaurant last week. Yep.

Thou Shalt Not Swim

What would your caption be for this toilet adornment?


Author: Andrew Zahn

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  • CAUTION! Bacteria levels too high! No swimming here. But try the ladies room… The water’s perfect.

    • Andrew Zahn

      Good point… I always need a reason. I hadn’t even thought of the bacteria thing.

  • “Wait at least 30 minutes to swim after using this facility.”

    • Andrew Zahn

      Brilliance from editor Foley (by the way, I’m working on that blog interview this weekend!)

      • Sounds great! Looking forward to it! 🙂

  • Do not bellyflop on the bacon.

    Mmmm, bacon!

    • Andrew Zahn

      A true artist, Dale. To see bacon at every turn. Yes yes yes.


  • There’s always the old joke: We don’t swim in your toilets, please don’t pee in our pool…

  • Diane Zahn

    Nor diving in the shallow end.
    No swiming, pool well suddenly empty.
    WARNING, dangerous vortex.

    I’m jealous you spied this first, good thing there was no pader posted on the wall.
    only your dad

  • Every good one I oculd think of was already taken.

  • I wonder if I can still drink the water?

  • No swimming unless you have hands!