Writing worthless content is all the rage. Here’s some tips!
1. Your opening sentence must elicit boredom.
You might try a sentence like this:
“This blog post is about the time I found a rock in my shoe.”
“Today’s gonna be a horrible day… ugh.”
A final suggestion…
“I know a blog shouldn’t be an online diary, because no one wants to read that, but I just have to say …”
2. Focus on yourself.
Make all your content about yourself. Talk about yourself a lot.
Here’s the best way to do this:
When you sit down to write your blog post, novel, short story etc., start every sentence with “me,” “my,” or “I.” This will ensure your focus is properly placed on you and will greatly aid in your quest to write worthless content which provides no value to your readers.
3. Don’t proofread
Write realy quickly and never look back. make sure you have a ton of typeo’s, misplaced apostrophes, misspellings, run-on sentences, and and always remember: be smart, learn grammer and stuff like that and remember what your English teacher taught you about prepositions? Never end a sentence with
4. Write well, but make it visually unappealing.
We all love big blocks of letters. We’re drawn to gigantic, behemoth-sized paragraphs.
- Don’t use bullet points. Your readers don’t like them.
- Don’t indent and set thoughts apart.
5. End on a low note.
Leave your readers feeling like you didn’t finish writing.
Forget the idea of beginning/middle/end. Just do that beginning/middle thing. That’ll surely accomplish the goal of writing worthless content.
Question: What other tips do you have for writing worthless content?