Christmas Airport Travel Scripted

Airport security.

Holiday travel.

Pat downs and other awkwardness.

The true story of a holiday travel encounter with airport security: scripted Hollywood style.

Merry Christmas!

Author: Andrew Zahn

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4 thoughts on “Christmas Airport Travel Scripted”

I’ll bet he knows if you need to have a bowel movement before you do!

Andrew Zahn says:

December 24, 2011 at 1:30 am

The visions that conjures up… yikes!

So I was wondering what sort of creative comment I might leave without getting too risqué, then I read skottydog’s comment and lost all desire for breakfast and commenting. Except to wonder if naked x-ray machines show a person minus any toupees.

Andrew Zahn says:

December 28, 2011 at 9:45 am

I’ll take that as an assignment. Maybe next time I’ll shave my head and wear a toupee and see what happens…

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