Christmas Airport Travel Scripted Credit: Eliane Alhadeff (Creative Commons) Airport security. Holiday travel. Pat downs and other awkwardness. The true story of a holiday travel encounter with airport security: scripted Hollywood style. Merry Christmas! emailShare this:TwitterFacebookLinkedInEmail Related By Andrew Zahn I'm a son, husband, dad, business owner, actor and good sleeper/eater. On this blog, I pave a highway for creative growth by providing food, water, and shelter for those wishing to live, work, and play with creative zest. View all of Andrew Zahn's posts.
So I was wondering what sort of creative comment I might leave without getting too risqué, then I read skottydog’s comment and lost all desire for breakfast and commenting. Except to wonder if naked x-ray machines show a person minus any toupees.
I’ll take that as an assignment. Maybe next time I’ll shave my head and wear a toupee and see what happens…
I’ll bet he knows if you need to have a bowel movement before you do!
The visions that conjures up… yikes!
So I was wondering what sort of creative comment I might leave without getting too risqué, then I read skottydog’s comment and lost all desire for breakfast and commenting. Except to wonder if naked x-ray machines show a person minus any toupees.
I’ll take that as an assignment. Maybe next time I’ll shave my head and wear a toupee and see what happens…