Christmas Airport Travel Scripted

Credit: Eliane Alhadeff (Creative Commons)

Airport security.

Holiday travel.

Pat downs and other awkwardness.

The true story of a holiday travel encounter with airport security: scripted Hollywood style.

Merry Christmas!


Author: Andrew Zahn

I'm a son, husband, dad, business owner, actor and good sleeper/eater. On this blog, I pave a highway for creative growth by providing food, water, and shelter for those wishing to live, work, and play with creative zest.

  • I’ll bet he knows if you need to have a bowel movement before you do!

    • Andrew Zahn

      The visions that conjures up… yikes!

  • So I was wondering what sort of creative comment I might leave without getting too risqué, then I read skottydog’s comment and lost all desire for breakfast and commenting. Except to wonder if naked x-ray machines show a person minus any toupees.

    • Andrew Zahn

      I’ll take that as an assignment. Maybe next time I’ll shave my head and wear a toupee and see what happens…