Volunteer Tomatoes

I twice cut the slight tomatoes that I did not plant or grow, but merely appeared in our compost pile, poking through the rot. I tossed the quartered marbles on cooked eggs of an unknown hen, with many-eyed potatoes I’d forgotten in a now-stale plastic bag, and consumed a breakfast— a life— of which I… Continue reading Volunteer Tomatoes

Most Efficient Way to Shovel (And Save Your Back) in 3 Easy Steps

Upon shoveling out of Jonas today here in Pennsylvania, I’ve done a little research to figure out the most efficient way to shovel. If you want to save your back, take the easy steps below. 1. Listen for doorbell. 2. When doorbell rings, peek out and see if an entrepreneurial teenager is holding a shovel… Continue reading Most Efficient Way to Shovel (And Save Your Back) in 3 Easy Steps

Sandpaper

I like peace, quiet and serenity. I like things neat, clean and organized. But… I don’t learn anything from trying to control my environment to always be in a peaceful/quiet/organized state. Life is messy. Business is messy. Relationships are messy. So what’s the alternative to the messy/difficult/stretching? Wallpaper. Wallpaper has no relationships. Never changes. Never learns.… Continue reading Sandpaper

The Silent Thief that Steals Your Creativity

Missing something?   If someone crept into my home and stole something I loved, I’d not just want the stolen item back, I’d want to know… Why was it stolen Who stole it How do I prevent this from happening again As artists we can sometimes get discouraged and that discouragement can lead to procrastination, apathy… Continue reading The Silent Thief that Steals Your Creativity

Creativity and the Costa Concordia: Get on the Ship

Time: January 13, 2012 Setting: Costa Concordia, Island of Giglio, Italy (the setting could also be ‘your mind’) Cast: Coast Guard: Captain Gregorio De Falco (think of De Falco as ‘your coach’) Ship Captain: Captain Francesco Schettino (think of Schettino as ‘reasoning’) *** Know Who You Are De Falco: “This is De Falco from Livorno.… Continue reading Creativity and the Costa Concordia: Get on the Ship

Making Space for Movement

In order to avoid that terribly rude checked baggage fee, you’ve got to free up the extra space in that backpack/suitcase/mammoth-purse you’ve used for the past six to twelve months. In my making-space-session a few items of note… +Two cans of V8. +Terribly stale gum. +A key. +Underwear.

10 Things People Hate About Thanksgiving

  I love Thanksgiving to pieces. To absolute pieces. “Who wouldn’t love Thanksgiving?” I pondered. Apparently, there are a few out there. A quick Googling (not ogling) revealed the haters. Here’s a quick compilation of some their complaints. Carving Birds. Don’t take the hate out on the bird. It gave its life so you could have a nice nap later… Continue reading 10 Things People Hate About Thanksgiving