If Your Real Christmas Tree Could Talk

This isn’t quite what I’d expected, but I’m glad you picked me.

I guess I was thinking it would end sooner than this. Ya know, that I’d be in the fireplace by now or whittled into something.

Anything but this.

How did this all start? With you guys bringing teenaged trees inside your homes and putting this junk on us?

So odd.

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